Any time a customer has anything to complain about, why do they always hit you with
" I used to work in / run a pub "
Well in that case , please go ahead tell me how to do my job .
I had a guy complain politely his lager didn't taste right , while sorting the issue his friend stormed over shouting at me about it , demanding it be replaced ( I'd already sorted this with nice guy , before dick guy stomped over ) . He goes on to inform that the lines need cleaning , I told him this was not the case they had most definitely been cleaned , he then tells me sternly " you need to pour 4 pints of lager through each line every morning to remove stale beer " I stood looking confused , because that's the most stupid thing I ever heard , when he hits me with " I used to manage a bar " ...
Ok and I'm guessing that's why he was wearing a ( insert store name ) shirt now .